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A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

  • Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
  • Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
  • Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
  • Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
  • Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
  • Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
  • Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato
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canadican:

rider-waite:

lauramain-sherlolly:

dudeufugly:

wivalamine:

shahlalalalala:

earthlyscum:

can someone bring capes back into fashion

when the fuck did they even go out of fashion

Why the fuck did they even go out of fashion

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The first time the Incredibles took over a post and I am so happy about it

reminder that stratogale was in high school when she got sucked into the airplane propeller and died

do you ever just think edna sat in the back of the funeral in the little hometown church
the sound of sniffling and crying surrounding her
wearing a floor-length black dress and a black veil to hide her puffy eyes as she takes out her sketchbook and starts ripping all her design ideas for costumes out
whispering “no capes. no capes. no capes.” over and over, knowing that it was her fault a high school student died a horrific, painful death to the point where they can’t have a body to bury

WHAT

WHY WOULD YOU

WHY WOULD YOU

WHY

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koritsimou:

ultrafacts:

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This is because higher-pitched voices are the result of estrogen, while testosterone lowers the pitch of the voice. Ergo, a woman with a high pitched voice has more estrogen and is more likely to be subliminally perceived as being fertile or healthy enough to make good babies, and it’s the same for a man who has a deeper voice - more testosterone, more fertile, higher chance of successful healthy babies.

koritsimou:

ultrafacts:

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This is because higher-pitched voices are the result of estrogen, while testosterone lowers the pitch of the voice. Ergo, a woman with a high pitched voice has more estrogen and is more likely to be subliminally perceived as being fertile or healthy enough to make good babies, and it’s the same for a man who has a deeper voice - more testosterone, more fertile, higher chance of successful healthy babies.